Monday, October 15, 2007

Reasons for Having Kids

Michael - "When I grow up I'm gonna have 17 kids."
Me - "How come?"
Michael - "Because that way I'll have baseball teams and I want to play too so that makes 18. Maybe my wife and me should have seventeenlings! Well, maybe not that would take all day to change all those diapers. I could get them all changed and then I would have to start again and then that would take all day! Maybe we should just have two at a time - or three."
Me - trying not to die laughing - I hope his wife doesn't hate me. :)

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Psalm 127:3-5

"Behold, children are a gift of the Lord; the fruit of the womb is a reward. Like arrows in the hand of a warrior, So are the children of one's youth. How blessed is the man whose quiver is full of them; They shall not be ashamed, When they speak with their enemies in the gate."